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Friday, Feb. 8, 2013, 8:57 p.m.

Better captions?

The photo with The Associated Press news story “Obama a skeet shooter? See new White House photo” (Feb. 3 and carried a White House warning that it “may not be manipulated in any way.” To not risk an executive order mandating a 10-day Photoshop wait, here's a list of captions instead.

• President demonstrates ObamaCare death-panel operation.

• Vice-president's verbal gaffes often cause the president to overreact.

• President personally tests each “Fast and Furious” firearm.

• Neutralizing the grave threat of incandescent light bulbs.

• The president also wears this hearing protection during discussions of spending cuts.

• Tired of being National Defense Authorization Act judge and jury, the president tries being executioner.

• Cause of Hillary Clinton's head injury revealed.

• After skeet-shooting, the Nobel Peace Prize-winning president often operates Afghan drones.

• President instructs TSA personnel on handling those “don't touch my junk” travelers.

• President Obama secretly borrows the Constitution for undisclosed personal use.

Mark Crowley


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