Tasteless recipe

| Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 9:00 p.m.

Guess what, everybody? Robert De Niro has an upcoming movie. And it's about the Mafia this time. Actually, there is a simple recipe for his movies:

1. Mumble for 20 minutes. Beat somebody. Mumble for 20 minutes. Kill somebody. Repeat for two hours.

2. Collect rave reviews.

3. Count money and make deposits and investments.

Serves millions who lack any taste.

Joseph Carducci

Mt. Lebanon

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