The Birdie makes his way to Westmoreland County
Roll the drums and sound the trumpets. There's a new sheriff in town.
Well, sheriff is a stretch.
“I just pick football games, but I'm the best in the business,” said the Birdie, the Tribune-Review's new high school football expert. “I am new to the area, but I know how important the Friday night lights are to Westmoreland County. I don't make campaign promises. I don't shake hands or kiss babies. I just tell it like it is. No fake news here. I will tell you who's going to win each week and why.”
The Birdie has been warming up to the county over the summer and touring the area. He attended the Westmoreland Fair, where he got chased by a rodeo bull and got sick after eating 12 funnel cakes.
“He almost got me,” Birdie said. “Hopefully, I don't get chased out of town by you fans. That can't possibly happen, right? That'd be like getting ejected from an all-star game.”
He also took in some area sites. He went to Steelers camp and Idlewild, played some golf (he was the only birdie on the scorecard), went to the drive-in with Mrs. Birdie, and bought some cool T-shirts at the mall.
He watched the eclipse from a water tower behind Jeannette's McKee Stadium.
“I even went to this axe-throwing place on Route 30,” he said. “Yikes. I'm staying clear of that joint if I lose games.”
Birdie thinks some area teams will have high-powered offenses that will pile up the points.
“Watch Penn-Trafford, Norwin, Hempfield and Jeannette; they're going to score a ton,” he said. “And Ligonier Valley still has playmakers. We're going to see some highlights.”
Now that he's introduced himself, it's time to go to work. The Birdie might lack a ride to the office but never lacks confidence.
“Here's the best part,” he said. “I'm 0-0. Like, all-time. I have never lost a game. And remember, when they say a little birdie told them ... yep, that's me.”
And now his regular-season predictions for area teams:
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Greensburg Central Catholic
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With big-time size up front, the Cougars could sneak up on some teams, barring mistakes.