The presidency was finagled by the combined efforts of corporate America, academia/big tech and the media. This nefarious trio formed a national version of filmdom’s Three Stooges — Corporate Curly, Laboratory Larry and Media Moe, the bulwark of President Biden’s Build Back Better brain trust. Their zany antics torpedoed President Trump’s triumphs and resulted in mayhem.
What has transpired since this auspicious trio and their fumbling, bumbling leader have assumed control?
1. Oil — “Moe, tell the Keystone Kops to shut down their Keystone oil pipeline. That ought to send gasoline prices soaring!” Woo, woo, woo!
2. Afghanistan — “Hey, Larry, call the Defense Department and tell them to pull out and leave all of our equipment; look at the money we’ll save on maintenance!” Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
3. The border wall — “Curly, shut down work on the southern border wall, let everyone in, and about passports and covid shots? Forget it! That is only for people who enter legally.” Woo, woo, woo!
4. Covid — “Moe, find out if we need one shot, two shots, a booster shot or just a shot of whiskey … ask Dr. Fauci!”
What about global warming? I will call in High Temp Shemp … he and Al Gore and John Kerry will lead the global warming lemmings over the cliff as soon as they receive word from the pseudo-climatologist, bartender and part-time legislator Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Woo, Woo, Woo!
Well, boys, you have done an excellent job. I’m certain other issues will arise where your expertise will be elicited. You are a perfect fit for this administration. Woo, woo, woo!
Jack Bologna
Parks