Republicans “won” many seats in this election. Every row office in Westmoreland County is now in Republican hands, as is the governorship of Virginia. So I’m sure that they will do the responsible thing and investigate the obvious election fraud and conduct responsible audits of the voter rolls. After all, it couldn’t possibly be the case that when Republicans lose an election, it is completely due to fraudulent ballots and shadowy figures tampering with voter registration. Yet, when they win everything is totally legal, and there is nothing to worry about.
We’re eagerly awaiting press conferences in front of landscaping companies and a fresh round of bombast from Donald Trump himself informing everyone of how unconstitutional and illegal these Republican victories are. I’ve got the popcorn ready to go.
Let freedom ring!
Brian Luce
Buffalo Township