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Letter to the editor: ‘Horton Hears a Hoax (‘Cause He Only Watches Fox)’

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By Tribune-Review
1 Min Read Sept. 22, 2021 | 4 years Ago
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I won’t wear a mask

That’s too much to ask

Won’t cover a sneeze

Cuz, “muh liberties!”

Common courtesy is a liberal plot

No matter the death count, I won’t get the shot

No, I won’t get the vax

That’s too much to ask

Don’t tread on me with “please” —

Freedom’s just another word

For I just gave you a disease

No, I won’t wear a mask

Or get the vaccine

The common good strikes me

As just plain obscene

True is false

And lost is found

No, I won’t turn off Fox

And I won’t turn it down

No, I won’t get the vax, won’t wear a mask

If that’s your request don’t ask it

If I should go missing from Facebook

Check a ventilator or casket

David Ninehouser

Ambridge

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