Demolishing its East Wing prompts me to propose renaming the White House. I suggest Chat-Pala-Cas (Chateau-Palace-Castle). Picture a moat, drawbridge, towers and turrets. Imagine a courtyard with a medieval-style scaffold for beheadings and public hangings of the king’s enemies. Grandstand? (Tickets @ trumpstore.com)

Expect a throne in one corner of the ballroom, gaudy and glitzy. I’m thinking investing in a paint manufacturer, one specializing in faux gold colors, is a good idea.

A ring-kissing waiting area, the Ghislaine and Jeffrey Room, will be a place of relaxation for toadies like U.S. Reps. Mike Kelly and Guy Reschenthaler and others of their ilk. A site where these court jesters can practice bowing. Horse-driven carriage rides around a manmade lake will appeal to those two, who I presume now covet seats on Air Force One.

A dungeon is a must location for the D.C. press to meet. Background torture equipment will carry an unspoken message to reporters asking too many questions.

I’ll not be surprised if the CPC king appears wearing one of the crowns recently heisted from the Louvre. Nothing undeserved in MAGA world.

Those gifters (grifters?) said to be paying for construction of CPC will be regularly feted in what was once called the People’s House. But c’mon — doesn’t Chat-Pala-Cas have a classier ring to it?

Glenn Plummer

Unity

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