Letter to the editor: Perplexing questions

To poet laureate David Ninehouser (“Trump’s not afraid,” Oct. 29, TribLIVE) and Joe D’Astolfo, Biden pugilist-in-the-making, for “knocking some sense” into President Trump (”Enough with Trump’s ‘big lie,’ ” Oct. 8, TribLIVE), my questions:

If a president’s son has sex with a Russian prostitute while high on crack and records it, but U.S. Pravda MSM ignores it, does that lead to a career in blow art (not cocaine, just drizzling paint through a straw onto paper)?

If little Johnny wants a Tonka dump truck for Christmas, but toy trucks are buried a thousand containers deep on a vessel flagged “Build Back Better” languishing in Long Beach Harbor, will little Johnny be satisfied with an unburnt lump of coal (no CO2 emitted) come Dec. 25?

If someone asks Joe Biden or Kamala Harris to meet them at the border, does that mean Tierra del Fuego?

If the comedy of legal voting persists in Philadelphia and Allegheny County, will Democratic harvesting efforts in surrounding assisted living facilities and cemeteries expand to prisons?

If Perkins Coie (Democratic Party law firm — Russian hoax scam) fails to pay Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping for dirty deeds done dirt cheap, and kickbacks cease, can Hunter Biden use that as tax writeoff against art profits ?

Robert King

Penn Hills