Letter to the editor: Pro-life, then pro-strife

Hey lady, you gotta have that baby

And sister, we don’t mean maybe.

But when that bundle hits the floor, with a bawl and a shout

You’ll find we’re pro-life while it’s inside, and pro-strife once it’s out.

We packed the court, you can’t defeat us

Oh, how we love each dear little fetus .

We’ll ban your free choice while lead flows free from every spout

’Cause we’re pro-life while it’s inside, and pro-strife once it’s out.

Yeah, Roe’s got to go.

It’s murder, don’t you know.

But let’s stockpile some more of those weapons of war.

This ain’t a drill, kids, barricade the door!

Grade school body counts are what freedom’s all about

’Cause we’re pro-life while it’s inside and pro-strife once it’s out.

We’ll take health care from the poor

For Elon’s glorious Twitter war.

Watch out for our invisible hand

It’ll keep right on grabbing after the ban.

The future is pestilence, fire, flood and drought

We’re pro-life while it’s inside, and pro-strife once it’s out.

We don’t care about the hellish world

We’re forcing on the forced boys and girls.

We’ll just point a pious finger in your face and shout

“We’re pro-life while it’s inside, and pro-strife once it’s out!”

David Ninehouser

Ambridge