Letter to the editor: Trump commandments

Now that he’s become a religious publisher, here are some commandments we might expect from citizen Trump:

Overvalue thy properties for lenders and undervalue for collectors of tax.

Remember that the Lord provideth female begetting organs for men of fame or wealth to grab.

Belittle the meek, those with disabilities and women thou have raped.

Taketh the Lord’s name in vain and blaspheme before the innocent.

Cheat thy fellow taxpayers with business fraud.

Covet thy neighbor’s wife and thine own offspring.

Separate the gullible from their money and anoint them with diplomas of no worth.

Collect money for the Lord’s charities but place it in thine own purse.

Serve not thy country, as sacrifice is for suckers.

If thou should lose, refuse to honor the victor or accept defeat. Invent corruption to save thy face.

Abuseth the trust of thy followers and lead them into incarceration.

When confronted with justice for thy evil acts, cast thy accusers as evil.

Blessed are the boastfully rich who inherit their wealth and impoverish others.

If confronted with a plague, ignore experts bearing life-saving solutions and blame the deaths of millions on other nations.

Remember that those who threaten people of different faiths or skin colors are fine people themselves.

Thou shalt not welcome strangers, as they are rapists, thieves and murderers.

Thou shalt not render aid to friends in need as they have rendered aid unto thee.

Burden not thyself with town criers who spew facts, for they are the enemies of the people.

Speak not the truth, for it shall expose thy sins.

Jay Lynch

Upper St. Clair