President Trump should buy Greenland. He could build his gold dome presidential library on a glacier, since he doesn’t believe in global warming (fake news). His library could offer free ice fishing, since it would have no books from his administration to educate. He could hang his (fake) Nobel Prize on the library entrance.

Or he could buy North Korea with his buddy Kim Jong-un. They have a lot of real estate and need the hard cash.

Pete Miller

Delmont

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