Letter to the editor: What's next after Mexican restaurant ICE raid?

Thank goodness for the ICE raid in Cranberry Township that damaged a Mexican restaurant in search of dangerous MS-13 gang leaders who were selling drugs and raping women, yet still found time to refry beans. I can finally get a good night’s sleep knowing my next burrito won’t be laced with fentanyl. Maybe now I can get a corndog at the Big Butler Fair without fear of walking by the empanada truck.

The agents may have been acting on a tip from a disgruntled customer who reported these bad hombres after being charged $2 for extra guacamole. Loosen up on the soy sauce, Benihana, or you’re next!

Maybe they rolled up in unmarked vans they rented from Alamo. Sweet revenge! I heard the original target was Taco Bell after they received reports of people making a “run for the border.” These brainiacs went in looking for a band of murderers and came out with a band of Mariachis. La, La, La, La, La Bum-mer!

If it ever occurs to them that immigrants come from all countries, the International House of Pancakes will be next.

I wonder if President Trump got arrested at an Orange Julius?

Gary Pedicone

Murrysville