Sen. Pat Toomey is still our senator? I thought he retired. I was surprised he was still our senator when he announced in October that he was retiring by not running for reelection in 2022.
Where has he been? An online search found he’s been our senator since 2011! Over that period of time, I’ve seen President Obama, then Vice President Joe Biden and President Trump in our area, along with Punxsutawney Phil, more often than Toomey. Although I haven’t seen Bigfoot.
Currently, we see him everywhere looking to impeach Trump. Toomey retires in two years; perhaps a website ought to be set up like that for Bigfoot, the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (BFRO). You know, the Sen. Pat Toomey Field Researchers Organization (SPTFRO). Then we will be enabled to scientifically study the movements of the elusive Sen. Pat Toomey. Perhaps NatGeo will creat a series on the research. The excitement increases!
The Rev. James Holland
West Deer