Congratulations, Republicans. You have successfully removed women’s rights to govern their own bodies. Well done, indeed. With that pesky task completed, we can’t wait to see what you do next. Women being employed, driving or even being allowed to leave the house on their own might lead them astray.
Surely, your careful guidance is required here, as well. Head-to-toe covering is popular in other countries. Perhaps you will enforce it for American women as well. After all, you wouldn’t want them making decisions like that. Who knows what could happen?
While you’re at it, why stop there?
Same-sex marriage and interracial relationships are some of your other peeves. Why let women have all of the fun?
Republicans, just put on your jackboots and party like it’s 1939. You know you want to, and so do the rest of us.
Brian Luce
Buffalo Township