Paul Schofield: Reporter's 1st competitive golf tournament wasn't pretty
A few weeks ago, I approached my boss and asked him if it was OK to write about my experience playing in a golf event that I covered.
With his blessing, I paid my entry fee and headed to the Latrobe Elks Golf Course with my 16 handicap Aug. 23 and played in the Westmoreland County Senior Amateur.
I was all excited to give it a whirl. British golf commentator Ben Wright would have called my performance “dreadful.” I’d agree.
I promptly embarrassed myself. It was far from the 82 I shot at Glengarry Golf Links, my home course, a month ago.
I played my worst round of golf in years. I mean, it was horrendous.
Going into the event, I didn’t have any great expectations. I just wanted to play my game and see how I scored under pressure.
The county is loaded with some great players — Sean Knapp, Arnie Cutrell, Bryan Grejtak, Bob Allshouse, Brandon Antus, Dr. Jim Bryan, Vince Zachetti, Dave DeNezza — so I knew winning was out of the question.
I also found out competitive golf is a lot tougher than playing with your buddies once or twice a week. First, you play your ball as it lies. There is no fluffing up the ball, no gimmes and no mulligans.
You could tell which players had played in a lot of competitive tournaments before based on how they approached each shot.
I only wish my bad shots were as bad as Zachetti’s, who didn’t like a few of his shots. He recovered effortlessly if he made a bad choice. I did not.
I offer no excuses for my poor performance. Sure, my knees hurt, but there were probably other golfers who played with aches and pains.
Tournament director Allshouse asked me if I was nervous.
“No,” I told him. “I just didn’t hit it well enough.”
That was an understatement. I also encountered some bad luck. They put trees in bad spots on the golf course, or maybe my errant shots just seemed to find them.
I shot a 92 in a practice round and would have been satisfied if I was close to that. I wasn’t. I hit that mark somewhere on No. 16.
The highlight of the round, but not really, is when I chipped in for a nine on No. 12.
I whispered to playing partners Ed Elliott, DeNezza and Zachetti that it was a good thing the flagstick got in the way or it would have been an 11.
That drew a chuckle.
I started well. I scrambled for a par on No. 1 by escaping the trees to the left of the fairway and sinking a 6-footer. It reminded me of what my friend Mark Katarski would say: “I’ve seen that act before.”
Trees became a problem on No. 3. A couple poor chips followed on No. 5, 7 and 8 as my score added up. A three-putt on No. 9 added to my misery.
If I thought the front nine was bad, the start of the back nine was worse. The first three holes were a nightmare 7-8-9, and I don’t mean the hole numbers. I was beginning to wonder what I was doing in this event.
Things got a little better after that. I parred No. 16, but No. 18 was just as bad as the first three holes on the back.
After I took short break for a snack, I was back on the course for nine more holes. At least I played my best nine of the event, which was some comfort.
It was highlighted by back-to-back pars on No. 3 and 4. I sank a curling 25 footer from the fringe on No. 4.
All in all, it was a fun experience except for my play.
All the guys who put up with me were great and yes, I’d do it again.
I know I’ll play better. I couldn’t play any worse.
Oh yeah, my score for 27 holes? 155. At least I wasn’t last. One golfer was worse than me.
The winner was Sean Knapp, who shot 1-under-par 107. I could only dream of doing that.
Paul Schofield is a TribLive reporter covering high school and college sports and local golf. He joined the Trib in 1995 after spending 15 years at the Daily Courier in Connellsville, where he served as sports editor for 14 years. He can be reached at pschofield@triblive.com.
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