A Penguins-specific setlist for The Eagles to play at PPG Paints Arena

We found out Wednesday that The Eagles are going to headline a concert at PPG Paints Arena. Don’t worry, the Pittsburgh Steelers have a bye that week. It’s part of the band’s Long Goodbye tour.

So I thought we should continue the tradition we began at “Breakfast With Benz” when Metallica and the Poison/Def Leppard/Motley Crue/Joan Jett “Stadium Tour” rolled through town in 2022. When those shows were staged at PNC Park, we came up with an All-Pirates set list for the evening.

However, since this show will be at PPG Paints Arena, we’re going with a Penguins theme this time around.

Check back in a few weeks when Guns N’ Roses come to PNC Park.

After the Thrill is Gone: A description of every Penguins season since the 2017 Stanley Cup

Do Something: A special dedication for Mikael Granlund

Frail Grasp on the Big Picture: In honor of Ron Hextall’s stint as general manager

Life in the Fast Lane: With Carl Hagelin on backup vocals

Wasted Time: All the attention that was paid to “Jagr Watch” in 2011

One of These Nights: We’ll find out if the Erik Karlsson trade is ever going to happen

Get Over It: Played in front of a continual video loop of Tristan Jarry’s turnover against the Islanders in the 2021 playoffs

Busy Being Fabulous: Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin will walk on stage to introduce this song

Heartache Tonight: In memory of David Volek’s goal on May 14, 1993

The Sad Cafe: The entire arena after that loss to the Blackhawks last April

The Long Run: … of playoff seasons that ended last year

Peaceful Easy Feeling: Something I never have watching the Pens, even if they are up two goals in the third period

Ol’ 55: This one’s for Larry Murphy

New Kid in Town: This one’s for Reilly Smith

I Can’t Tell You Why: … they ever thought Kasperi Kapanen was going to develop

Already Gone: An homage to Brian Burke’s time as President of Hockey Operations

Waiting in the Weeds: Tom Wilson before he delivers his next headshot

I Don’t Want to Hear Anymore: … from Mike Sullivan about how he thinks the power play is good enough the way it is

Take It Easy: For that guy in the upper deck who screams “Hit Somebody!!!” eight seconds after opening faceoff

It’s Your World Now: Take it away, Kyle Dubas

How Long: … before they win another playoff series?